Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" back in "manslaughter".

did you know?

..........Chuck norris can speak braille

............Chuck norris doesn't have regular sexual intercourse with women... he ejaculates into his hand and punches them in the vagina

...........jesus walks on water and Chuck Norris walks on jesus

..........Chuck Norris is the only person that can slam a revolving door.

..........If Chuck Norris Has five dollars And you have five dollars Chuck Norris Has more money than you

..........Chuck Norris doesn't lie, the truth changes

...........Chuck Norris talks about Fight Club

..........Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

..........Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

...........Chuck Norris once ate 2O black people and shat out lazyness

..........chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

.........Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a reese's

.........Chuck Norris can have his cake. And eat it too.

.........When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

.........If you slow down a roundhouse kick peformed by Chuck Norris, you see that he actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with dennis leary, and has sex with 27 women before he actually kicks

........Chuck Norris can divide by zero

.......Chuck Norris actually died ten years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell him.

.......Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

.......One time, Chuck Norris got an erection it poked God in the eye

.......Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, horse's are hung like Chuck Norris.




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ok video is up
just go to the home page
www.burningbunnie.com

denny, your gunna be a star

update on the update

well burningbunnie.com will be revamped as soon as i figure out the password


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joe bueno is a fraud

i blog surf often
and few blogs stand out in the amusement dept.
well this is an interesting blog....
http://joebuenoisafraud.blogspot.com/

i found it funny at first then i got to the bottom
and found out that the guy is from new jersey
and he has been coning people in my area
paramus
upper saddle river
these are the towns next to me

ive got to hand it to this dude tho
he pissed off enuff ppl that there is a blog detacated to hating him

i hope they post a pic of him, ive prolly seen him

update

i just spent a bunch of time editing the first installment of dennys adventures in art school, a 5 minute movie that will be ready for download as soon as i revamp burningbunnie.com which will be within the week.



stay high motherfuckers
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def jef from the far left
till death from crystal meth